Why would anybody steal a groundhog?

Put in a varied pace 3.1 miles today, just down the road and back. Thrilled that I topped out at 5:30 pace for just about half mile. To date, I have 155 miles under my belt. Last year it took me another two weeks to hit that mileage. No new news on the GotR front, but please spread the word and direct people here to click the donation link!